This is some of my sage advice for all of you women out there that are still undecided about your costume:
1. Ask yourself, "Am I a whore?"
2. If your answer is yes, go to step 3. If your answer is no, skip to step 4.
3. Good luck with that walk of shame back to your dorm dressed as Little Miss Muffet at eight in the morning when people are no longer drunk and the sun is up. It's not nearly as cute as you thought it was.
4. Don't dress like one.
5. Happy Halloween.
Why am I just now reading this? Hil-freaking-arious.
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